Taoism Poop happens.
Confuscism Confucius say, “Poop happens”.
Calvinism Poop happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Buddhism If poop happens, it really isn’t poop.
Seventh Day Adventist No poop on Saturdays.
Zen What is the sound of poop happening?
Hedonism There’s nothing like good poop happening.
Hinduism This poop happened before.
Mormon This poop is going to happen again.
Islam If poop happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies Only happy poop happens.
Stoicism This poop is good for me.
Protestantism Let the poop happen to someone else.
Catholicism Poop happens because you are bad.
Judaism Why does this poop always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Poop happens half the time.
Christian Scientist Poop is in your mind.
Existentialism What is poop anyway?
New Age You create your own poop.
Rastafarianism Let’s smoke this poop.
May God bless and protect you and…
May you always be
Safe and Comfortable
Keep smiling, keep shining
Seth Kelly Curtis