A Short Guide To Comparative Religions

Taoism                                   Poop happens.

Confuscism                           Confucius say, “Poop happens”.

Calvinism                              Poop happens because you don’t work hard enough.

Buddhism                              If poop happens, it really isn’t poop.

Seventh Day Adventist        No poop on Saturdays.

Zen                                         What is the sound of poop happening?

Hedonism                             There’s nothing like good poop happening.

Hinduism                              This poop happened before.

Mormon                                This poop is going to happen again.

Islam                                     If poop happens, it is the will of Allah.

Moonies                                Only happy poop happens.

Stoicism                                This poop is good for me.

Protestantism                      Let the poop happen to someone else.

Catholicism                          Poop happens because you  are bad.

Judaism                                 Why does this poop always happen to us?

Zoroastrianism                    Poop happens half the time.

Christian Scientist               Poop is in your mind.

Existentialism                      What is poop anyway?

New Age                                You create your own poop.

Rastafarianism                    Let’s smoke this poop.



May God bless and protect you and…

May you always be

Healthy, Happy

Safe and Comfortable


Keep smiling, keep shining

Seth Kelly Curtis

6 comments on “A Short Guide To Comparative Religions

  1. Ana Daksina says:

    Unable to reblog so am forwarding this via copy and paste to my readers at sister site Poetic Justice, with credit

  2. gkhmlmdfqo says:

    Muchas gracias. ?Como puedo iniciar sesion?

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